Here are six headlines I’m sick of seeing:

• 6 Ways Toothpaste Will Change News Forever
• Did Some Person Just Do Some Crazy Thing? (Yes.)
• This Minor Event Marks The Certain Death Of A Large Company
• Um, Seriously? This Is Snarky
• How Such And Such Pulled Off This Unbelievable Thing
• Hey I’ve Got This Mildly Interesting Infographic [INFOGRAPHIC]

Just stop.