Anything is possible
I am proud to say that I managed to lead a North County Times story with both an opening quotation and the word “fart”.
A touch of magic comes to North County
ESCONDIDO — “Do you have any itch powder?”
“No itching powder left.” J.P. Scirica considered it for a moment. “We were supposed to be getting that in yesterday, along with the fart machine.”
My favorite-ever lead, however, remains as the one from The Telescope, my old college newspaper: “Zeb Navarro proudly recalled the day he watched Mr. Jingles die.”
Andrew do you have a personal email address? I would like to ask you a few questions about your travels in Europe.
Shannon,
Please find my contact info on my whois page. Click on the picture of me in the sidebar and scroll down.
I had already tried that before and I did again today and got a message back from MAILER-DAEMON@yahoo.com saying that the email was not sent. How about this…you can email me at surfgal_17@hotmail.com and then I will just reply to your email.
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV LUV LUVED THE MAGIC STORY. AND IT HAD THE WORD FART. I LOVE THAT IT OPENED WITH A SENTANCE THAT SAID FART. FARTS ARE FUNNY!!!!! GOOD JOB ANDREW. YEAH.
Are you officially the weirdest girl ever?