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Please hang up and go online

@andrewphelps: Please hang up and go online

Last night, as I prepared to make reservations at the
world-class Hotel Mayfair in Paris, I got my credit card ready and ran through what I would say on the phone. “Bonjour! Could I have help in English?”
The woman on the other end would greet me with a kind, Parisian brogue and begin to ask about my intinerary. I would jokingly ask for the “Pro-France American Rate” and hear her laughter 6,000 miles away. The vast differences in time zones and cultures would be transcended by a single phone connection.
But none of that happened. I went to the Mayfair Web site and discovered that online rates are the biggest bargains. I couldn’t even find a phone number if I wanted to.
As hotels worldwide become more savvy of the international marketplace — taking advantage of the technology that connects continents — the romance of making a long-distance call for reservations is gone. Plus, the Web sites of countless hotels, museums, tour groups, and even restaurants are offered in every language and accept every currency.
I cannot complain too much about the shift, and I certainly understand it. It’s expensive to make a long-distance call, and the ability to go online at any hour and change my mind at will is wonderful. Naturally, businesses can boost their bookings when they pop up in Google searches all over the world.
But I still long for the mysterious foreign accents, the cross-language confusion — the human voice attached to the transaction. I would like to imagine what is going on in that room, what the person looks like, what kind of people are around.
But at 10:30 last night in San Diego, when the next day was starting for the Parisians, I was confined to a few, impersonal clicks. I guess my whiff of culture will have to wait till I get to the front desk.

7 Comments on ‘Please hang up and go online’

  1. Tara says:

    That’s funny because I’m having the opposite experience with Greece- neither of the two pensions where Aimee and I want to stay have websites, and therefore require a phone call to reserve – and my response was “you’ve gotta be kidding me”

  2. Tom Bickle says:

    You’re going to Paris? Lucky dog. Have you been there before?
    If you haven’t had escargot, try it, you may like it. See everything. Talk to people. Many people speak English, but appreciate an attempt at French, even the basics. Take pictures (look who I’m telling).
    Enjoy it, because I am green with envy. If I looked more like you, I would tie you up in a warehouse somewhere, assume your identity, and go myself.
    How tall are you again…?

  3. alex says:

    Andrew, who are you going to Eurpoe with?

  4. Alex,
    Me, myself, and I… although I am meeting friends and family throughout the journey.

  5. Wow… I leave exactly one month from today.

  6. alex says:

    Sounds like an awesome trip you have planned. We went over there last summer, it was great. YOu deserve a break, and a cool learning experience like that. Any word from UCLA?

  7. alex says:

    Andrew, who are you going to Eurpoe with?


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